If I was a comedian, I would like to be a cross between Ellen DeGeneres, Stephen Colbert, and a Viking. Because as I've recently stated, Vikings are fucking hilarious.
Plus, if the audience wouldn't laugh at me I could just coherce them with my giant thunder hammer. Then dazzle them with my sarcastic wit. Then dance.
It would be the most perfect set ever. By the end, the audience would have forgotten all about me beating the shit out of them at the beginning.
The only thing that could make it any better would be just a touch of John Cleese (oooer haha) and a smidgen of Billy Shakespeare. Because, really, who hasn't read Hamlet and laughed like a mad loon the entire time? It's just one funny situation after another. And then (*spoiler ALERT*) everyone dies.
And now for something completely different.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
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