wait a minute.....WHO MADE THIS BIG MESS!??!

My uncle and aunt and their three kids are coming from St. Catharines to visit for the weekend. So I need to go home and madly clean my room, since I possibly will have one or two cousins sleeping on my floor. And currently, there isn't room to walk on it, much less sleep there. There isn't really room on my bed either, but I don't mind. I am small.

I really don't understand how I allow the crap in my room to take over the floor like that. It's skillfull, really. I believe I learned these skills at an early age. It wasn't my fault. Good thing I also learned how to clean efficiently, by stuffing things under cushions and such.

Crazy Canadian televison programs.

...I love the Big Comfy Couch. But it did give me delusions as to how fast it was possible to clean a room. I don't think I noticed as a child that they sped up her movement during the 10 Second Tidy.

I used to be able to do this though. O man I want one of those rugs.

By the way, my uncle who is coming commonly refers to coffee as the devil's drink. So he should be a positive influence in my (failing miserably) attempt to ditch the juice.