It is simple, but I think it effectively conveys their message.[Picture: Yellow t-shirt with block letters saying "I can't pay my rent, but I'm fucking gorgeous. Semi Precious Weapons"]
That signature right there apparently says "Justin Tranter" though I have a sneaking suspicion it is just a "J" with a squiggly line after it.
I asked for an autograph and he went right for the boob area. What a rock star.
The rest of the band's sigs are on the back, and some involve my name, so I won't put up a back view, seeing as how this is an anonymous type thinger I've got going on.
O and if youz is interested, here is the band:
Cole (Bass). The dude who signed my sailor hat.
From Left to Right:
Dan (Drums),
Stevy (Guitar),
Justin (Lead Vox)
Those there on Justin are the yellow tights I mentioned before. I want them.
And while I'm here, I'd just like to make a general plea to the media at large to stop calling articles and reviews and other things about Lady Gaga "Going Gaga for Lady Gaga" or some other, equally uncreative variant of the same headline. It was moderately clever the first time, but after the bizzillionth profile of the girl, it has gotten old, grown a beard and died. Think of something novel, gosh darn it.
That doesn't even look like a J. It looks like a ^.
ReplyDeleteOhmygod... he must be illiterate. How sad. :(
I kinda think that would be hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThis is how wicked rumors get started. It's perfect practice for my future career as a paparazzo. Paparazza? Is there a masculine and feminine of that word? There should be, it looks Italian.
Anyways I decided that once I get a Journalism degree, I'm gonna use it to write for a rag mag. Totes.
Just kidding, in case you didn't notice.
ReplyDeleteIt goes against my morals to hide behind bushes. With a camera.
I no longer know what I'm saying. My brain is fried with studying.
PROTIP: Some paparazzae (feminine plural?) just wait at airports with cameras, enabling your professional plan without compromising your morals, as there are technically no bushes involved.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure lots of megastars come through the Ottawa airport. Like... uh... Nickelback? Or at least these people. Jesse Palmer? I thought he was from Toronto.
O it also goes against my morals to take pictures of Nickleback. So if that is a requirement of the job given my megastar infested locale, then count me out.
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