This is why I write.

I always contend that keeping a video blog will only end up making you look like a fool.

This belief is probably due mostly to the fact that I would look like a major tool if I ever tried to "vlog." My voice sounds funny when it is recorded. My face looks funny when I speak. I am constantly mistaken for my little brother when I answer the telephone:

Aloha!

O hey kiddo, your mommy home?

No, everyone is currently at work.

Are you home all alone?

Yes actually. By the way, who do you think you're speaking with? 'Cause this is Alice.

O geez sorry, I thought you were your brother....

Ya, no doubt.

So I picture myself on Youtube saying these things instead of writing them, and I physically cringe. If this were a vlog, you'd see how grimacey my face can get.

Just be thankful it isn't.

But some people can pull them off. Like this person in Australia. She is kinda funny. And now I really really reallllllly want to go to a sci-fi convention. I will find one, and I will make the best costume ever, and I will go. It wold be eleven levels of kick ass fun.


In Conclusion: I shall start a vlog.

In real Conclusion: Never.



EDIT: she is not kinda funny. She's fuckin hilarrrr.