OWN the Christmas.

I say, Merry Frickin' Christmas to all, and to all a good fucking night.

And, happy birthday if it happens to be your birthday and you've developed a complex from it being neglected your whole life because it is on Christmas. I am sincerely sorry. But just think, what would Jesus do?

he'd make Christmas his birthday. Which is what he did.

So chin up all you unfortunates with your birthdays on Christmas. Own the holiday. Be like baby Jesus.

However, for your own personal safety, I recommend that you stop the likeness there. Otherwise, you know....you may get crucified.

Now, down to business.

Not.





Gooooooodnight.