Tuesday, March 3, 2009

I say SIT. No essays please.

Happy March.

March holds no interest for me anymore, since I am no longer in high school, so I don't get March Break anymore. So really, what is the point of March? Exactly, there is no point.

At least two of my four calenders are in agreement as to what I should do this month:

Canadian Wildlife Foundation Calender: "Sometimes the most vital and urgent thing you can do is take a complete rest" - Ashleigh Brilliant

Zen Calender: "Just sit and see what happens." - Buddha maybe? I dunno...

So I can only deduce from them that I'm supposed to sit and rest ALL MONTH, for the sake of my own health, and see what happens. Unfortunately I can already tell you what will happen if I 'just sit' all month long.....I'll fail out of school and my skin could quite possibly start grafting to whatever surface I sit on for those thirty-one days. And that would suck. To the maxx. So thanks Buddha and Ms. Brilliant for not being so brilliant after all.

Nevertheless, I'm taking the advice to heart, and I am sitting here on the couch like a lazy thing on lazy tablets, not doing the essay I have due later today. It is in severe danger of not being done, and I blame that entirely on 50% of my calenders. It's not my fault if I'm easily influenced to do stupid things by quotes I see.

3 comments:

  1. You don't get a break? Don't they know you need a break in the Spring to have the chance to escape the dreariness of winter? I consider this an unforgivable sin on the part of Canadian universities. I would do something about this, something that the university can't ignore, something powerful, like starting a Facebook group.

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  2. HAHA.

    Well to escape the dreariness of winter, we do have a break, called "reading week" when you're meant to get a week off so you can catch up on all the work that seems to pile up just in time for the break to start. But it was in February. And I went to California and opened a book maybe once.

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  3. Ah, that's how you squeezed that in. "Reading week." Now that's rich.

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