You tryin' to be funny? Part II

Yes.

I am seriously considering trying my hand - or mouth I suppose - at stand up.

Trouble is, I'm not sure if I'm all that funny. I mean, if I was on a stage in front of a crowd of people expecting something hilarious to come out of my mouth, would something hilarious come out of my mouth?*

I've been spending a lot of day dreaming hours trying to come up with a set. Or at the very least some promising material that could be coaxed into a stand up sketch. But nothing was coming right away, so I thought maybe if I YouTubed some comedians, ideas would just come to me as I watched them. AND THEY DID!.....

....evidently, none of the ideas were mine.

*Bare in mind, puke is not hilarious.