Gay Ol' Time

Overheard whilst I eavesdropped on a girl talking to avoid doing mountains of work:

"It's been eight months! That's like.... two years in lesbian time. I'm just taking it one day at a time."

Awesome, so if you want to calculate how long your relationship has lasted, in lesbian years, you just need to do this simple conversion: multiply the length in straight years by three.

Hmm.... I wonder if it's like cat years and the conversion factor gets smaller as years go by.

No no... I'm pretty sure the conversion factor would get exponentially larger as years pass. Yes, definitely.