Resolution? ya right.

I don't make New Years Resolutions.
They are crap.

Face it, who actually follows through on them anyways? NO ONE.

Because they are just something people say they'll do so they for one moment make themselves believe they may actually do them. And then they don't. And then they say "o shit" and continue with their lives as though the resolution had never been made.

I am a tad bit angry at present. I am taking out my anger on new years resolutions, because guess where I spent my new years? At home, with my crazy family and some neighbours and my uncle and my cousin and my littlest brother's best friend's family.

I think my friends have abandoned me. I tried calling all of them multiple times on land-lines and cell phones and smoke signals and Morse code and telegraphs and Batman-type sky-lights (well, mostly just the first two things) to no avail. So, instead of spending new years eve with my friends getting loaded, I spent it with people in my house trying to get loaded as fast as possible so I could endure the evening.

There was really good food. And my uncle and I drank a whole bottle of wine. And I had beer and shots and so on and just kept drinking. So by the time midnight came along, I at least looked happy. And I halfway was, just bummed that my apparent friends had neglected to tell me what their plans were, even of they had of just called to say "don't bother waiting for us to call, 'cause we're all going to a party without you. Bye."

Which, incidentally, they did. They didn't call me, but I got an email from one of them tonight saying sorry (lie), I forgot you were coming home for new years (lie) and sorry, we went to a party without you because two of us were invited to it, and the other three are going as the plus ones (does that even make sense? 3 people as the plus ones for the 2 invited?). So, well.... ya. That sucks.

So I amused myself that night by being super witty. Or at least I thought I was being witty in my state of tipsiness. And I believe I told everyone that I was wearing red underwear. You know, for good luck and so on.




And to make a long story short, I have no new years resolution.