Getting to the point. NOT

hello hello, Not Alice here. Writing out of boredom.

So you may as well stop reading, since nothing of value will be found here.

BUT. Actually don't stop reading. Because....well, there may be something of minor amusement at some point, and you wouldn't want to miss that, now would you?


The previous post was my foolish attempt to engender rage out of any possible American readers who, as everyone knows, all like football solely on account of being born in the States. Just kidding. But not really.

I want someone to comment. FEEDBACK people. Even if the comment is:

"dear Alice, or whoever you are, SCREW YOU BITCH. football is the shit to top all shits, so fuck off and go suck a rugby player if you can even find their dick."

Sadly, I have not received a comment like that yet.
You may, however leave a comment more like this:

"OY! Not Alice! I heartily agree with you mate. Rugby is the bee's knees. And elbows too. Blimey, but if somma says otherwise, I'll knock their teeth askew. Cheers"


So think about it.


Think long and hard (ooooooer).

tehehhe.