Patience is a virtue. And a bitch.

My cousin did a Goddess card reading on me. It's kinda like a Tarot card reading but not. There are Goddesses on the cards instead of the Lovers and the Hanged Man and Death and so on.

So, basically, I don't remember the specific goddesses on my cards, but I remember what the card meanings were.
I asked a question: "Will I find love in the next year? No wait, I mean three months....I'll give the goddesses a narrower time period so its easier...." Then I got three cards. One for the past, one for my present, and one for my future. My past one said something about having unconditional love once upon a time (well, it wasn't really unconditional now was it, if it was only in the past...). The present one said I need to be patient. And the future one said I will have prosperity, perhaps in the form of a windfall of money, so I'm hoping that doesn't mean someone is going to die (but it's likely not about money since my question was about falling in love).

Anyhoo. Yes I realize how hokey my question was, but isn't that what readings like that are for? Or course.

And I'm currently very focused on being patient. I don't like being patient, but I'm ver ver good at it. Sometimes. If I'm not drunk. Or hopped up on caffeine. But other than then, I am the image of patience.* I am being patient because I, despite my cynicism and all that, I want to have prosperity in love, and....well, these cards were quite fly looking with gold trim, so they must be trustworthy.

We'll just have to wait and see if patience will produce prosperity. I hope it does, or dammit, I'll never have patience again, and God help anyone around me at that point. There will be many bruised shins and stomped on toes.

Right then, I think it's time to sleep. bbye.
And remember kids, when life gives you lemons, make scrambled eggs.


*Note a slight exaggeration here.