Near death Experience

I was sitting today in my History lecture, when my prof, out of nowhere tries to kill me.

He said "Alright guys, so for the essay you have due next week-"

I'm sorry, WHAT? An essay? What the fuck...next week....next week I have about 17 other things due. I had no idea we even had an essay in this class.....shit....I think I'm having a heart attack.....what...?! There is shooting pain down my left arm....my sight is going dark....

'"-we have pushed back the due date to two weeks from next week."

O. Well then. Sweet.

And just like that, I was not dying. It was just a scare.
Extensions are better than an electric shock for stopping heart fibrillation.