A tale of two Cave dudes.

Thank you to Luke for confirming my suspicions that my question was in fact unanswerable.

[nb. do not read the above line with sarcasm. Read it with a sincere tone of mind voice/voice depending on whether you read aloud or not]

What I really took from the comment was "screw attempts at relationships. Do drugs instead. They are less embarrassing" Which is excellent advice all round.

So to Luke, you are now my best internet friend.

And I re-gift the award of a thousand internets as a prize to you for best comment ever.


And on a different note, Urko and Walp never ended up together. Actually it's a pretty funny story....
After Urko had finished venting his anger on Gurt, he went left his cave in search of a dinosaur to beat up. Whilst he was slaying a dilophosaurus, Walp came to his cave to grunt at him about how he has failed to notice all her essays at making him know she wants to get down and dirty. Instead she found Gurt, and nursed him back to health. Nine months later, she also had his baby. Urko sewed for custody of the kid because he thought it was magically his (despite that being impossible). Gurt counter sewed claiming he could no longer work due to permanent leg injuries inflicted by Urko.
Judge Judy threw the case out of court.

.....Ok so I may have misrepresented the story when I said it was "pretty funny."

Sew me.