Can I get a What What up in here?

One bridge down. Or I mean up. Or you know, s'all good, yo.

Afterward, I came home to find a pile of colourful little rubber bits in the living room and was informed it was my brother's "parsley" he made by shredding about a hundred water balloons with his safety scissors.

My question is, who does he want to choke to death with his rubber spices?

June 9 Update: His plan was actually to hold the rubber bits over his older brother's head and threaten to drop them if he didn't let him use the computer in three....two....one....