Few Odd Thoughts

When life gives me a cantaloupe, I say "What the fuck? Where are my lemons? I was going to make scrambled eggs."

The first place I would loot in a riot would be a pitchfork store. The second would be a torch store. After that, I would slay an ogre.

The worst superhero to be is Mothman. Does he exist? Dear god I hope not, because all he would be good for is flying over and over again into light bulbs (which I'll admit, would be helpful if we were attacked by a SQUADRON OF EVIL GIANT LIGHT BULBS!) and eating the clothes off your enemies (which would be funny, if you cared to see your enemies naked).

I live in mortal terror of being bitten by a radioactive moth and becoming Mothman.

I live in mortal terror of eating the clothes off my enemies.

The plural of "moose" should be "meese"


That is all.