tomorrow.....

....is Canada Day. The best day of the year. Ever.

Last year, my intolerably ridiculous parents decided that of all the days in the year, we had to use July 1st as a traveling day. I spent Canada Day last year in a car with my two bickering brothers, my cranky mom and my tired-of-this-shit dad, coming back from my grandparents' house six hours away.

Their horrible, horrible judgment meant I couldn't partake of the joyous festivities!

Clearly, they do not love Canada as much as I, otherwise they would want to express their love by walking the streets of the Capital in a drunken haze. Nothing says "I LOVE CANADA!" like dressing in red and white and being publicly shmammmered.


This year shall be different. I will not be driving anywhere (because that would be very irresponsible, now wouldn't it?). I will be doing something fun, though I should probably figure out what that is going to be.....