I am banging my head against the wall for Two reasons:

the friction keeps my head warm, and I am bored like a bored thing on boredom tablets.

I am at work, "working" but mostly just freezing my ass off. It is so cold in this "building." It is my belief that it is really a fridge masquerading as an office building. I also believe that if I ever use quotation marks in speaking like I just used them above, I will punch myself in the face.

The people who control the climate in this place need to turn off the AC. Haven't they realized that June has come but the heat has failed to come with it? Seriously. This is like living through the longest March of my life, followed by a never ending April.

It is so cold in here that I need to periodically take walks through the halls just to get my blood to circulate properly. It is so cold I make coffee 17 times a day just so I can hold a warm mug. It is so cold, the temperature is inducing hibernation....I feel like I've died and they decided to cryogenically freeze me.

They say an uncomfortable work environment makes people more productive (or at least Better Off Ted says that) but I am here to say that is false. Sooooo false. Look at me. I'm so uncomfortable, I've decided to proclaim it through the internets, and the amount of time I spend meandering through the corridors must add up to the equivalent of several lunch breaks, not to mention the amount of coffee I'm drinking makes me a complete spaz and induces a severe form of ADHD. And also -

O MY GOSH there are so many chemicals on this list! It NEVER ENDS. Well, actually, it just did. I finished it. For the past few days I've been making a table of generic drug names and their chemical structures. It was tedious and long and sososososoooo boring. On the bright side, I now know that Viagra is actually Sildenafil citrate and it looks like this:

It doesn't look very blue to me....

I wonder what boredom tables would look like.......



Edit: And when I say "tables" I mean tablets.