My true calling

O shit.

I'm gonna be a fuckin rapper.

This is definitely the revelation I've been waiting for.

I may have to change my identity though, because droppin' rhymes about growing up in suburbia wouldn't exactly be hardcore. Or interesting, really....

....everyone with cookie-cutter yards - yo ho
i can see naked neighbours through their window - oh!
guess they've never heard of blinds - o no.
or maybe they're just doin' too much blow.

all the houses on the street are the goddamn same
the guy next door doesn't know my name
seven in a row are cuttin' grass again
fuckin noise'll put me out my brain.

And there you have it, the birth of a great artist. I will go far.